Capella University Lawsuit Facts

Capella University and their Sleaze Team have refused, for more than THREE YEARS, to turn over education records as required by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) - In fact, a law enforcement agency within the United States Department of Education has already determined that Capella University violated FERPA on TEN counts! Furthermore the initial request was made for those documents on July 10, 2004. FERPA requires that such records be turned over within forty-five days of the initial request.

So, in honor of their ongoing deceit and intentional obstruction of justice, we have been posting new shocking FACTS about Capella on this site everyday until they decided to stop breading the law. AS we've now posted so many FACTS about Capella and their shysters, we've had to break our FACTS of the Day into smaller sections. Of course, you can also view these FACTS on our blog but that would give Capella's shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy Hank L'Orange and his trusty steed, Capella Stella Fey Epling less to copy - after all, they have consistently and intenionally lied about how many pages exist on our sites - we might as well help them to realize their ongoing fantasy! Enjoy!


FACTS About Capella University

 

Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set One

  1. Fact One (July 10, 2007)Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Speaks Out About WebCT!
  2. Fact Two (July 11, 2007)Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Compliments Plaintiff
  3. Fact Three (July 12, 2007)Capella Instructor, Kris Luopa, States Plaintiff is "an excellent student!"
  4. Fact Four (July 13, 2007)Capella Instructor, Amar Almasude, Complains About WebCT
  5. Fact Five (July 14, 2007)Capella Instructor, Jill Krout, Tells Plaintiff He was Fun to Have in Class and that She Learned from Him!
  6. Fact Six (July 15, 2007)Recap of the Truth About the Plaintiff and WebCT by as Stated By Capella University's Own Instructors
  7. Fact Seven (July 16, 2007) – Capella Tech Support Agrees 100% with Plaintiff
  8. Fact Eight (July 17, 2007)Capella University's Feeble President (and Liar) Michael Offerman, Wasting California Taxpayer Dollars
  9. Fact Nine (July 18, 2007)Capella University's Feeble President (and Liar) Michael Offerman, Wasting California Taxpayer Dollars, Part 2
  10. Fact Ten (July 19, 2007)Capella University's Feeble President (and Liar) Michael Offerman Gets Invited to a Slumber Party
  11. Fact Eleven (July 20, 2007)Capella University's Feeble President (and Liar) Michael Offerman Shares Student Names
  12. Fact Twelve (July 21, 2007)Capella University Pays Kickbacks to the University of California? We Think So!
  13. Fact Thirteen (July 22, 2007)Capella University Pays University of California, Irvine for Marketing!
  14. Fact Fourteen (July 23, 2007)Capella University's & University of California Irvine's Marketing Scheme Tries to "Not Startle the Lawyers"
  15. Fact Fifteen (July 24, 2007) Capella University and the University of California, Irvine Find Ways to Skirt California Laws!
  16. Fact Sixteen (July 25, 2007)Capella University’s Attorneys, H. Christian L’Orange and Stella Fey Epling are Liars
  17. Fact Seventeen (July 26, 2007)Capella University and their shysters, H. Christian L’Orange and Stella Fey Epling Refuse to Turn Over Records
  18. Fact Eighteen (July 27, 2007) Capella University’s Shysters are Hypocrites
  19. Fact Nineteen (July 30, 2007)Capella University’s Shysters Continue Discrimination
  20. Fact Twenty (July 31, 2007)Capella University’s Shysters Try to Confuse Court
  21. Fact Twenty-one (August 1, 2007)Capella University’s Knight in Rusted Armor
  22. Fact Twenty-two (August 3, 2007) – At Capella University, Every Knight Needs a Trusty Steed!
  23. Fact Twenty-three (August 4, 2007)Capella University, Where Deception is King
  24. Fact Twenty-four (August 5, 2007)Capella University’s Lying President, Michael Offerman, Cashes Out

Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set Two

  1. Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007)Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity!
  2. Fact Twenty-six (August 9, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Fabricates Facts and Lies to Federal Court
  3. Fact Twenty-seven (August 10, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Frantically Feeding their Fetish
  4. Fact Twenty-eight (August 13, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Exposed!
  5. Fact Twenty-nine (August 14, 2007) – Sanctions Will Be Demanded Against Capella University If (When) They Fail to Turn over ALL Documents Demanded . . . by Friday, August, 17, 2007
  6. Fact Thirty (August 15, 2007) – Unethical Shyster, Chris L’Orange, Distorts Reality
  7. Fact Thirty-one (August 16, 2007) – Capella University Violates Court Rules AGAIN!
  8. Fact Thirty-two (August 18, 2007) – Sanctions Against Capella University Are Being Filed for Their Intentional Refusal to Produce Evidence
  9. Fact Thirty-three (August 18, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters, L’Orange & Epling, Continue Their Unethical Behavior
  10. Fact Thirty-four (August 22, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters, H. Christian L’Orange & Epling Continue Their Deceit
  11. Fact Thirty-five (August 27, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Continues to Lie and Engage in Deceit
  12. Fact Thirty-six (August 29, 2007) – Capella University Now in the Public School Business!
  13. Fact Thirty-seven (August 30, 2007) – Capella University Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Lies Again, and Media Continues Report on Kickbacks
  14. Fact Thirty-eight (September 4, 2007) – Capella University & the University of California, Irvine – Big Bucks Partners
  15. Fact Thirty-nine (September 5, 2007) – Capella University & their Shysters Continue to Lie to Federal Courts and Obstruct Justice
  16. Fact Forty (September 6, 2007) – More on the Capella University - University of California, Irvine (UCI) Kickback Scam
  17. Fact Forty-one (September 7, 2007) – Capella University & Their Shysters Continue Obstructing Justice
  18. Fact Forty-two (September 11, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Lies Again.
  19. Fact Forty-three (September 12, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters Have Been Reported to Law Enforcement Agencies!
  20. Fact Forty-four (September 13, 2007) – Capella University and H. Christian L’Orange – Match Made in Hell
  21. Fact Forty-five (September 18, 2007) – Capella University and UC Irvine: More on the Kickback Scam
  22. Fact Forty-six (September 19, 2007) – Capella University and Shysters Whine About UC Irvine Kickback Scam
  23. Fact Forty-seven (September 21, 2007) – Capella University and UC Irvine, Offerman and Matkin Exposed
  24. Fact Forty-eight (September 23, 2007) – Capella University and UC Irvine, H. Christian L'Orange – Liar, Shyster, Jerk
  25. Fact Forty-nine (September 29, 2007) – Capella University Kickback Scam Exposed!

Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set Three (listed below)

  1. Fact Fifty (September 30, 2007) – Capella University GUILTY of Multiple Violations of Federal Law!
  2. Fact Fifty-one (October 3, 2007) – Capella University Shyster, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange – Can't Be Found!
  3. Fact Fifty-two (October 5, 2007) – Capella University Violates Federal Law, Shyster Greg Thom Put on the Spot!
  4. Fact Fifty-three (October 8, 2007) – Capella University - University of California, Irvine Kickback Scandal: Who's Involved?
  5. Fact Fifty-four (October 11, 2007) – Capella University: An Honest Review of Michael Offerman’s Hypocrisy
  6. Fact Fifty-five (October 12, 2007) – Capella University: Dana Offerman Reveals the Truth
  7. Fact Fifty-six (October 16, 2007) – Capella University’s Unethical Practices Exposed by the Los Angeles Times!
  8. Fact Fifty-seven (October 17, 2007) – Capella University Dumped by University of California
  9. Fact Fifty-eight (October 18, 2007) – Capella University's Feeble President, Michael Oaf Offerman the Liar Moving On
  10. Fact Fifty-nine (October 19, 2007) – Capella University Kickback Scandal Info Continues to Be Reported

Fact Fifty (September 30, 2007) – Capella University GUILTY!

A Federal Law Enforcement Agency has Just Found Capella University in Violation, on TEN COUNTS, of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA)!

In yet another spectacular announcement, in just two days, the Family Policy Compliance Office (FPCO), a law enforcement agency within the United States Department of Education, has just informed Capella University's lying President, Michael J. Oaf-Offerman (who is also involved in the Capella University - University of California, Irvine kickback scam that was also just reported by the Chronicle of Higher Education) that his "school" has just been found in violation, on TEN COUNTS, of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) for their intentional refusal to turn over education records of a student who is currently suing them. What makes this even more disgusting is that well over THREE YEARS have already transpired and Capella still hasn't produced those records (and; therefore, the FERPA investigation against them remains open)!

While there is much, much more to this story than we are currently reporting (to be posted in the near future), the FPCO notified Oaf-Offerman in a letter dated September 24, 2007 that there were ten items that the student had request but that Capella has refused to produce for which,

"There is no explanation as to why such records were denied the Student by the University or a reason under FERPA that supports such denial. We find, therefore, that [Capella] University violated FERPA when it did not provide the records outlined below to the Student within 45 days of his July 10[, 2004] request."

It can't get any plainer that that! Again, we'll be posting much more on this matter, including the countless number of times that Capella's own unethical shysters have stuck their big feet in their mouths regarding this important case!


Fact Fifty-one (October 3, 2007) – Capella University Shyster, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange – Can't Be Found!

Picture of Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Dracula - Two Bloodsuckers!Considering all of the stunts, lies, blatant dishonesty, etc., etc. that have already been exhibited by Capella University’s shysters from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange the Liar and his trusty steed, Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, we thought we had seen it all. Silly us! Once again, Hank Christian L'Orange the Liar has demonstrated his uncanny ability to present himself as the quintessential "legal scholar." He apparently learned so much in law school that important information must have be removed of his feeble mind in order to make room for shyster stuff. For example, Sir Chrisy apparently doesn't know that it not nice to piss off a Federal Court: our Knight in Corroded Armor had to be hunted down for a telephone conference that had been scheduled for today. That's right, Sir Chrisy the Sissy had to be hunted down for an appointment he had for a telephone hearing with a Federal Magistrate Judge - and he wasn’t at the number that had been provided! So, in honor of L'Orange's latest unprofessional blunder as the "legal scholar" he seems to think he is, we've decided to add a musical number to this post. Just for fun, we've created a few new lyrics so that you can sing along – enjoy!

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Where, Oh Where Has Sir Chrisy Gone?

Verse 1

 

[Auf Deutsch singen!]

Chorus

[Yodel!]

Verse 2

Oh where, Oh where is mine Sir Chrisy gone,
Oh where, Oh where can he be?
His facts cut short und his lies told long:
Oh where, Oh where, ish he?

Chorus

[Yodel!]Picture of a Horse's Ass

Verse 3

Now bolonie is goot, it is sausage of course,
Oh where, Oh where can he be?
Dey makes um mit dog und dey makes em
     mit horse,
I guess de makes em mit him.

Chorus

[Yodel!]

Gosh, wasn't that cute?! Be sure to visit often as we've got so much news regarding Capella's kickback scams, the recent determinations by a Federal Law Enforcement Agency that determined that they have violated Federal law (FERPA), and much, much more!


Fact Fifty-two (October 5, 2007) – Capella University Violates Federal Law, Shyster Greg Thom Put on the Spot!

Capella University has intentionally violated Federal Law as determined by a law enforcement agency - the United States Department of Education (USDE), Family Policy Compliance Office (FPCO). In fact, it has already been determined that Capella has been found in violation on TEN COUNTS for their intentional refusal to comply with the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) for refusing to turn over education records. While FERPA requires all educational institutions to provide access to such records within forty-five days of the initial request, MORE THAN THREE YEARS have transpired and yet Capella has still not provided those records. Capella's illegal actions; however, are not surprising, especially since their chief shyster, Greg Thom, has not only been at the center of the ongoing investigation by the FPCO but has also actively engaged in LYING to them. As a result, we'd like to take a look at some of the people cited in the FPCO's determination that Capella University violated FERPA with a special focus on some of shyster Greg Thom's lies (there are so many that we’ll have to pick and choose just a few for now).

In his letter of finding to Capella's lying president, Michael J. Oaf Offerman, Mr. LeRoy S. Rooker, Director of the USDE, FPCO, states that:

"With regard to the online classroom 'communications,' Mr. [Greg] Thom explained in his March 7, 2005, response to this Office that "[C]ourse communications are dialogue strings between faculty and students, and between various students. In the online format, students enter a courseroom [sic] in which they engage in electronic discussions with their professor and with their fellow students. We do not retain all of these dialogues as part of a student's record."

FACT: Shyster Greg Thom intentionally lied to the FPCO, a Federal law enforcement agency. While shyster Thom told the FPCO, on March 7, 2005), that Capella, does "not retain all of [their course room] dialogues as part of a student's record," the hard facts demonstrate otherwise! For example, Capella University recently provided highly edited and CENSORED copies of some (but certainly not all) of the student's "online classroom communications” as part of the discovery process regarding that same student's lawsuit against Capella in a Federal Court and yet neither Greg Thom nor anyone else from Capella has EVER provided any of those documents to the student under his FERPA request. This fact, alone, PROVES that Greg Thom is a flagrant LIAR.

It gets even better – to date, more than THREE YEARS after the student's initial demand for his education records under FERPA, neither Capella University nor shyster Greg Thom have ever provided the student with access to the all education records that were created and maintained as part of the "online classroom communication" from the following instructors:

  • Nancy Bois
  • Jill Krout
  • Nancy Johnson
  • Kris Luopa
  • Amar Almasude
  • Diane Stottlemyer (Capella’s Charlatan who literally bought and used bogus “degrees” she acquired from the diploma mill, Lacrosse "University")

Of course, shyster Greg Thom’s ongoing refusal to turn over the above (and other) education records is just further proof that Capella University is in violation of Federal Law.

Then, in regard to another set of records created by one of Capella’s unethical buffoons and liars, Tamara Kuchar, who told the USDE, Office for Civil Rights (OCR) in a related complaint that "she provided copies of her notes [pertaining to the student] to the ASC [Capella University’s Kangaroo Court]. . ." Of course, the fact that Greg Thom and Capella University have NEVER produced these (and other) records to OCR, the student, or for that matter, any one else, there can be no question as to the FACT that the morons from OCR failed to investigate related complaints against Capella University with any semblance of competency. In fact, the dolts from OCR were so incompetent in their "investigation" by their failure to obtain many of the most damning documents created by Capella, merely highlights OCR's incompetence. Now that the USDE, FPCO has found TEN violations of FERPA, we want to mention the names of the incompetent morons from OCR who failed to do their jobs – these dolts include OCR's"

  • Mark A. Farr: Mark.Farr@ed.gov – This oaf not only failed to obtain all of the documentation pertaining to the case but also intentionally failed to investigate all of the facts pertaining to Capella’s bigotry and discrimination against students with disabilities. In fact, this jerk is so incompetent, that he couldn’t even create an accurate timeline of the events in which Capella Retaliated against a student.

  • Linda A. McGovern - Linda.McGovern@ed.gov – McGovern is the perfect example of the Peter Principal at work. Pathetically, McGovern serves as the "director" of OCR’s Chicago Office (which, in the past, has had far more appeals filed against them than any other OCR Office), merely rubber-stamped Mark Farr’s incompetent "investigation."

While we don't want to go into OCR’s incompetence at this time (we promise it will be discussed again in the future), we would like to continue with shyster Greg Thom’s intentional failure to abide by the law (FERPA). For example, in the FPCO’s recent findings letter, they stated that,

"According to Mr. Thom, these records were not provided to the Student because they were personal notes and never included as part of the Student's academic record. . . Once the contents or information recorded in sole possession records is disclosed to any party other than a temporary substitute for the maker of the records, those records become education records subject to FERPA. Because Ms. Kuchar's personal notes were shared with OCR, they can no longer be exempted from the definition of an education record under FERPA. Therefore, we ask the University to provide the Student the opportunity to inspect and review these notes."

So then, why did shyster Greg Thom and Capella refuse to turn these records over? The answer is simple, of course! Shyster Thom and Capella are intent of violating the law!

Perhaps even more revealing was the FPCO's reference that,

". . . by letter dated March 7,2005, Mr. Gregory Thom, Vice President, General Counsel, and Secretary, explained that the University complied with a portion of the Student's July 10 request, but did not provide the Student access to 'course communications,' asserting that such communications are not education records under FERPA because they are not maintained "as part of a student's record."

Of course, like Capella's shysters from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle and Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy Hank Christian L'Orange the Liar and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, Greg Thom is also not the "legal scholar" he and his sleazy buddies claim to be. In fact, Greg Thom and Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange appear to be just the opposite - mental misfits when it comes to understanding SIMPLE laws such as FERPA. Heck, L'Orange can't even pronounce the acronym (He refers to it as F-E-R-P-R-A)! Of course, Capella's other shysters, Capella Stella Fey Epling and Ms. Gurning Champion, Priscilla McNulty (the one who literally makes faces at people during depositions) aren't guiltless either. In fact, shyster McNulty had a veritable temper tantrum, after her recent participation in one of Capella's abusive depositions in which she came unglued by crying that Capella had NOT violated FERPA. Obviously, the reality is that Capella has now been found to have violated FERPA law ten times - which only goes to demonstrate, once again, that McNulty is also not a "legal scholar." Frankly, we're "getting sick and tired" of abusive outbursts from shysters like McNulty who are participants in Capella's illegal actions.

The FPCO findings letter then provided Capella's unethical lying president, Michael J. Oaf Offerman and shyster Greg Thom and Capella with the legal definition for "education records" (as neither he nor ever-the-legal-scholar shyster Hypocrite Hank Christian L'Orange are capable of reading); specifically that letter noted:

"34 CFR 8 99.3 'Education records.' The term 'Record' under FERPA means any information recorded in any way, including, but not limited to, handwriting, print, computer media, video or audio tape, film, microfilm, and microfiche. 34 CFR 6 99.3 'Record.' Therefore, any course communication that directly relates to the Student and that the University continues to maintain meets the definition of an education record under FERPA."

The FPCO letter goes on to make one of the most revealing statements about Capella's and Greg Thom's intentional and willful failure to abide by the law with the following statement:

"There is no explanation as to why such records were denied the Student by the University or a reason under FERPA that supports such denial. We find, therefore, that the University violated FERPA when it did not provide the records . . ."

Before we close this "FACT of the Day" we also want to make sure that we provide our readers with a list of all members of Capella University’s goon squad that was mentioned in the FPCO's letter of finding regarding the school's multiple FERPA violations; these thugs include:

  • Michael J. Oaf Offerman – Capella's Feeble President, Kickback Artist, and Liar
  • Greg Thom, Capella's Chief "Counsel"
  • Kurt Linberg, Dean of Capella's "School of Business and Technology"
  • Diane Stottlemyer (a Capella "instructor" who literally bought and used bogus degrees from a diploma mill)
  • Juanita Ikuta – Member of one of Capella’s Kangaroo Courts
  • Brian Imholte – Member of one of Capella’s Kangaroo Courts
  • Tamara Kuchar - Liar

So, when will Capella University and their unethical lying shysters Greg Thom, Priscilla McNulty, Knight Commander Chevalier Hank the Hypocrite L'Orange, and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling going to begin complying with the law?! Based upon the fact that it's already been more than THREE YEARS since the initial FERPA request was made, we're not going to hold our breath!


Fact Fifty-three (October 8, 2007) – Capella University - University of California, Irvine Kickback Scandal: Who's Involved?

So much has happened during that past week that we're having a difficult time just trying to keep up with all of the scandal's Capella University is involved in! Highlights include:

  • Capella University has been found in violation, on multiple counts, of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) and their chief shyster, Greg Thom was, not surprisingly mentioned numerous times for his role in Capella's intentional violation of Federal law!
  • The kickback scandal involving Capella and the University of California, Irvine (UCI) is now blowing wide open thanks to an article that appeared in last week's addition of the Chronicle of Higher Education. That article noted that Capella has been paying UCI $500 per student that transfers into Capella - of course, Capella also pay UCI big bucks for other things too - such as $40,000 to "develop" just six courses!
  • This will be that last week that Capella will be accepting "LEARNERS" (Capella-speak for "student") into their now almost defunct Psy.D. program (after trying for YEARS to obtain accreditation unsuccessful from the American Psychological Association they have probably finally given up trying - thank God for that)!
  • It appears as if high ranking officials from Capella, including the President, Michael Oaf Offerman (who is also deeply involved in the Capella University - UCI kickback scam, are continuing to exercise their insider options (and making MILLIONS while they're at it) by cashing in on their soaring stock (which exceeded $60 per share over the past few days - more than TRIPLE the amount of their initial offering less than a year ago). Frankly, both Capella's and their shyster's continual claims that our sites have "damaged" their business is simply absurd!

Oh, there's just so much more. So, in honor of all of the scandals Capella is currently involved in, we thought we would mention the names of the Capella University and University of California officials who have been involved in the kickback scam. Not surprisingly, most of these not-so-wonderful "officials" have been involved in other scandals - including some in the very recent past!

So, just who are these clowns? Pictured from left to right are:

  • UCI's Chancellor, Michael Drake (we'll be posting many of the scandals he's been involved in soon).
  • UC President, Robert Dynes - Taxpayers and politicians alike have been demanding Dynes' resignation ever since his exorbitant lifestyle (paid for by taxpayers) was exposed by the media last year.
  • UCI's Dean of Continuing Education - Gary Matkin. Besides the fact that he's personally involved in the kickback scam with his "buddy" Oaf Offerman, this clown would rather defend Capella than protect the students that his school uses to generate kickbacks.
  • Last but not least, Michael J. Oaf Offerman, Capella's dishonest lying president who is making a killing by exercising his stock options as a Capella INSIDER! What's wrong Mikey? Why hasn't Capella University coughed up the "study" of WebCT that you claimed was "universally praised?" Oh yeah, that's right - Michael J. Oaf Offerman is a LIAR.

We're sure that many visitors will be coming back for more over the coming weeks. Heck, in addition to the visit orgy that Capella University and their sleazy shysters from Drinker Biddle & Reath have engaged in (they visit our sites so often that we're surprised they don't crash the servers), UCI and even the Office of the President (i.e., Big Buck Robert Dynes' office) are now visiting on a regular basis too. Gosh, what an honor.


Fact Fifty-four (October 11, 2007) – Capella University: An Honest Review of Michael Offerman’s Hypocrisy

Some things are so funny that they can't be ignored. For example, Capella's Feeble President, Michael Oaf Offerman – the one who lies about bogus studies (i.e., Capella's WebCT study that he stated was "UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools," was "recently featured" in an article on "College Accountability" that appears on "Inside Higher Education." We've got to admit, using Offerman's name in the same sentence as the word "accountability" is almost obscene! It didn't take much effort; however, to reveal just how absurd the Inside Higher Education article really is – it almost reads like an advertisement for Capella University!

Let's take a look at some of the FACTS pertaining to Oaf Offerman’s role as the lead of the "panel of the Presidents' Forum of Excelsior College that crafted the accountability proposal." First of all, guess who serves as the provost at Excelsior College? Dana Offerman! What, another Offerman? Why of course – good 'ole Dana used to be the "vice provost" at Capella University who served under provost Karen Viechnicki – the very same one who lied to a law enforcement agency of the United States Department of Education. It gets even better though! Dana Offerman also happens to be Michael Oaf Offerman's wife! So, how many ways can we spell "nepotism?" Rather disgusting, to say the least. We'll soon be reporting on good 'ole Dana Offerman and a hilarious piece of "research" she did involving her hubby's school, Capella University.

According to information gleaned on the 'net, Excelsior College has proudly proclaimed that they are "a private, not-for-profit college [whose] business practices are in many instances aligned with those of for-profit institutions." Gosh, isn't that impressive? Certainly not something we would brag about. Currently, Exlax [sic!] College is the proud home of the Presidents' Forum (led by Michael Oaf Offerman) which has just recently released their "Principals of Good Practice" which claims

". . . were developed to ensure that higher education courses and programs for adults learning at a distance are of high quality and readily accessible" and that these "principles facilitate the continuous improvement of adult higher education programs delivered at a distance by establishing benchmarks of quality."

Oh, puulllleeeeeeeaze! Pardon us while we vomit! It doesn't take much effort to reveal just what a pile of hypocritical excrement in print these so-called "principles" really are. Let's examine some of the most hilarious ones:

"Principle 2.

"Accountability to Stakeholders The institution demonstrates its accountability to stakeholders by openly sharing aggregate learning assessment results, quality indicators, and academic program reviews of its distance education courses and programs."

FACT: Michael Oaf Offerman stated that Capella University's study of WebCT was "UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools" and yet both he and Capella University have REFUSED to publish these. In fact, Offerman's lies about this so-called study are so egregious that Capella’s own shysters from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange the Liar and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling had to ask for a "protective order" from a Federal Court in order to prevent this non-existent study from being made available to the public. Of course, even L'Orange's and Epling’s "protective order" can't hide that fact that Capella NEVER studied the FACT that WebCT is not accessible to those with disabilities, along with the FACT the Capella NEVER conducted any studies which determined that WebCT was, as Oaf Offerman stated was "UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive!"

"Principle 5. Curriculum Delivery

"The institution ensures that the content and quality of its courses and programs are comparable regardless of delivery method. The distance delivery model(s), course materials, and technology are appropriate to the content and needs of the student, and do not create barriers to learning."

FACT: If Michael Oaf Offerman really believes this then he most certainly must be delusional! Capella University doesn't give a damn about the fact that their own actions created "barriers to learning." Not only has Offerman's refusal to publish his bogus study of WebCT but both he and Capella University intentionally REFUSED to listen to all of the students who were complaining about the huge barriers to learning that his "school" created. All one needs to do is look at some of the actual complaints made by an extremely large number of students in order to reveal what a hypocritical liar Oaf Offerman really is. Click here to view THIRTY-FOUR actual complaints from just a few of the Capella students who were complaining.

"Principle 7. Faculty Qualifications and Training

"The institution ensures that all faculty members engaged in distance delivery to adults meet the academic qualifications and standards required by the institution’s accrediting and oversight bodies."

FACT: Capella University hires and retains REAL charlatans, such as Diane Stottlemyer who have literally bought and used entirely bogus degrees from diploma mills. There is absolutely no way that Stottlemyer’s "degrees" from Lacrosse "University" would EVER "meet the academic qualifications and standards required by the institution’s accrediting and oversight bodies" Earth to Oaf Offerman, Earth to Oaf Offerman? Are you there?

"Principle 12. Disclosure

"The institution discloses throughout its marketing and communications, accurate, truthful information about its mission, accreditation, courses and programs, services, policies, transfer credit policy, tuition and fees, use of recruitment incentives, its recruitment processes, and other factors important to prospective and current students and other stakeholders."

FACT: Michael Oaf Offerman and Capella University not only REFUSE to "disclose" information about Capella’s unethical marketing practices but actually engages in hiding that information from the public. For example, the Chronicle of Higher Education just reported ("University of California Campus Collects a Bounty for Sending Students to a For-Profit College") on the FACT that Offerman was PERSONALLY INVOLVED in a kickback scam with his buddy from the University of California, Irvine, Gary Matkin, Dean of Continuing Education (and Kickback Affairs) whereby Capella pays $500 per student who transfers into Capella’s programs. As the Chronicle noted,

"In addition to accepting the money from Capella, the University of California at Irvine appears, according to e-mail messages and a student who uncovered them, to have tried to hide the payments.

While setting up the relationship, Gary W. Matkin, dean of continuing education at Irvine, wrote in a September 2002 e-mail message to Capella's president, Michael J. Offerman, to tell him that Capella's "lawyers still have problems with our marketing arrangement, even though we have been careful not to talk about per-student arrangements."

That's not all though! The Chronicle also noted Capella's and UCI's REFUSAL to provide additional information about this unfolding scam. Specifically,

"Like Ms. Lawhon, of Irvine, a spokesman for Capella, Michael Walsh, initially declined to comment, then issued a written statement. In the statement, he said 36 students had 'taken advantage of the articulation agreement over the past five years'. . .Both Ms. Lawhon and Mr. Walsh declined to say whether their universities were involved in similar practices with other institutions."

Why not, Michael Walsh? As one of Capella's spokesholes, why is Capella's lying president and Oaf, Michael Offerman feigning concern for "accountability" when, in FACT, he is involved in trying to COVERUP his personal involvement in this kickback scam? Just how many schools does Capella pay kickbacks to? Does his wife’s latest “school”, Excelsior College, also receive KICKBACKS from Capella?

Gosh, we almost forgot, Michael Oaf Offerman claims to be concerned about "accountability" (which, as far as we're concerned, is nothing more than another one of Capella’s publicity stunts). If Offerman was REALLY concerned with honesty and integrity, he would have made his bogus WebCT study public YEARS ago (that's what all REAL research institutions would do) as well as instantly disclose ALL of the schools that Capella pays kickbacks too. Then there's the little matter of the FACT that Offerman was also personally involved in the matter where Capella University was just found in violation, on TEN COUNTS, of intentionally violating Federal Law – the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (which, contrary to what Capella's shyster and "ever the legal scholar" Sir Chrisy the Sissy would have the world believe) is lovingly referred to as FERPA by those with a at least a few active neural firings. Of course, we already knew that Offerman was a liar – guess he's not too concerned about his hypocrisy and dishonesty as long as he keeps on getting even richer by cashing in on his insider options with Capella’s stock.


Fact Fifty-five (October 12, 2007) – Capella University: Dana Offerman Reveals the Truth

Gosh, that's a surprise considering the source – Dana Offerman, former "Vice Provost" of Capella University & wife of Capella’s feeble President, Michael Oaf Offerman (can you spell NEPOTISM?) who is now the "Provost" at Excelsior College (oh yeah, her hubby is also the happens to lead the Presidents' Forum of Exlax [sic] College [again, just how many ways can you spell NEPOTISM?]). Dana recently had the results of some “research” she completed while still at Capella published. What? An Offerman can conduct "research?" Tell us it’s not true!

Dana Offerman says, Learners generally believed that [Capella] instructors provided insufficient feedback Dana's "research" has appeared in an overpriced book entitled, "Online Assessment and Measurement: Case Studies from Higher Education, K-12, and Corporate." Gosh, Michael Oaf Offerman can't even do that – after all, he's the one who lies about other bogus "research" his school conducts. For example, his outlandish claim that "WebCT was UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools." So, Mikey, where are the results of THAT study? Heck, the book just mentioned opens with "research" about WebCT – just think, your bogus study could have brought in more bucks had you published it. Why are you so AFRAID to publish your "study”" Of course, Oaf Offerman can't publish anything because Capella University NEVER determined that WebCT was "UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive." In fact, we've never seen ANYONE make such an outrageous claim about WebCT although it's not difficult to find a LOT of complaints about it.

Getting back to Dana’s exciting research on "Assessing the Relationship between LEARNER satisfaction and Faculty Participation in Online Course Discussions" (BTW, "LEARNER" is Capella-speak for the term "student" – a rather asinine and demeaning moniker, to say the least) uncovered a couple of things which must have slipped through Capella's Advertising Department. Of course, these "revelations" don't surprise us in the least. So, as good 'ole Mikey Oaf Offerman is such an unprofessional coward and refuses to release other "research" his "school" conducts, we thought we would let the world know what Dana "discovered." BTW, we suggest that readers go to their public library and obtain (through interlibrary loan, if need be) a copy of "Online Assessment and Measurement: Case Studies from Higher Education, K-12, and Corporate" (ISBN - 1591407214) in order to verify the following findings (no need to spend big bucks [a whopping $85!] on "research" that appears designed to sell Capella University's programs). Here are a couple of our favorite "findings" from Dana's "research":

Page 35 – "a lack of instructor feedback emerged as a theme across all sections and all schools."

Really, it can't be true?! Capella's LEARNERS, from all sections and schools were upset about the lack of instructor feedback?! Heck, and all this time we thought the problem was only with charlatans like Diane Stottlemyer (the Capella "instructor" who literally bought and used entirely FAKE degrees from a diploma mill). Gosh Dana, why don't you look into the fact that your hubby engages in the unethical practice of hiring and retaining such frauds?

Page 37 – "Learners generally believed that instructors provided insufficient feedback to assignments and discussions and generally provided too little interaction and responses in the courseroom [sic]."

Oh no, please don't let it be true! LEARNERS feel ripped off because they spend approximately $2,000 per class, lead by charlatans (again, like Diane Stottlemyer) and yet have the audacity to whine about absent instructors who are too busy collecting paychecks instead of worrying about their students (oops, make that LEARNERS)? Heck, we're surprised that Dana's hubby, Mikey Oaf Offerman doesn't just expel those same LEARNERS! Then again, if he did, Capella might run out of paying customers!


Fact Fifty-six (October 16, 2007) – Capella University’s Unethical Practices Exposed by the Los Angeles Times!

NEWS FLASH!

The Capella University - University of California Kickback Scam is now being reported by:

In addition to the unfolding scam in which for-profit Capella University is paying kickbacks to other schools, we strongly urge the news media to look into the fact that Capella University literally hires and retains charlatans who have bought and used fake degrees from diploma mills. One of those charlatans is Diane Stottlemyer who is at the very center of the lawsuit that uncovered the current kickback scandal. Some of Stottlemyer's "degrees" may be found on this site at:

Capella Charlatan, Diane Stottlemyer, Exposed

It also needs to be mentioned that Gary Matkin, the Dean of Continuing Education and Kickback Studies at UC Irvine, along with Robert Dynes, President of the UC System KNEW about Capella's charlatan more than two years ago - and they did NOTHING.

Now on with our story! Capella University's unethical practice of paying kickbacks to schools such as the University of California, Irvine (UCI) has been exposed once more – this time by the Los Angeles Times. Not only that, but the Times has also exposed new information about the fact the Capella University has kickback arrangements with two other schools within the University of California system – UC Berkeley and UC Santa Cruz. It appears as if UC Berkeley may have also signed a kickback agreement with Capella but, allegedly, none of UC Berkeley's students were scammed into transferring into Capella. Not surprisingly, Gary Matkin, the unethical Dean of Continuing Education, just happens to be good buddies with Capella University's equally unethical President and liar, Michael Oaf Offerman, is trying to worm his way out of this scam. According the LA Times,

"Gary Matkin, UCI's dean of continuing education, said the money was used to market students' eligibility to transfer to Capella in the extension program's quarterly catalog, on its website and through letters sent to students. Matkin, who set up the arrangement in 2002, said, 'Everything we did was perfectly legal, straightforward and in the best interests of our students.

'People are misconstruing this as somehow being, if not illegal, unethical, so we're just going to stop.'"

Surely, Gary Matkin is a complete moron if he sees nothing wrong with his school's unholy alliance with Capella University. Of course, Matkin is such a jerk that he tires to hide the FACT that he, UCI's moronic Chancellor, Michael Drake, and the extraordinarily unethical president of the entire UC system, Robert Dynes (you remember him – he;s the one that politicians and members of the public, alike, screamed for his resignation when it had been exposed that Dynes has been living like a king off of taxpayer dollars), all KNEW about the fact that UCI was taking kickbacks, as well as the FACT that the Capella instructor, Diane Stottlemyer, who is at the heart of the lawsuit currently pending against Capella, had bought fake degrees from a diploma mill. As with all dishonest and unethical sleaze bags like Gary Matkin, Michael Drake, Robert Dynes, and Michael Oaf Offerman, they sat around and did NOTHING. Well, that's not exactly true. Gary Matkin is such a dishonest and unethical moron that instead of responding to complaints about the corruption at Capella, he COOPERATED with Capella in their sleazy defense against the student.

Before we continue, we want to point out what the unethical money-mongers from the UC system KNEW about the Capella situation more than two years ago (they've had more than enough advance warning prior to the recent news reports about the unethical Capella-UC kickback scam). The following thugs all received e-mails about the situation:

  • Gary Matkin, Dean of Continuing Education and Kickback Studies at UCI
  • Michael Frankenstein Drake, UCI Chancellor and Oaf (who has been involved in numerous scams including (but not limited to) the recent Erwin Chemerinsky scandal, the black-market sale of body parts (yes, you read that correctly). Click HERE to view one story about Michael Frankenstein Drake and his body snatchers that is posted on a CBS News web site
  • Robert Dynes, the corrupt President of the entire UC System, is such an unethical scumbag that he had that audacity to admit,

    "to a culture in his office of 'trying to get away with as much as possible and disclose as little as possible.’"

Click HERE to read one of the stories about Dyne’s unethical behavior.

  • Michael Oaf Offerman, Capella’s President and Liar - Oaf Offerman may not officially work for the UC system, he's certainly the first thug that Gary Matkin whines to when UCI students complain about the corruption at Capella. As a result, we're including Offerman in this list because Matkin (and perhaps Dynes and Drake) refused to respond to complaints but had no problem forwarding them onto Capella and their shysters.

Now that we've got that settled, readers will be interested in reading parts of one of the complaints that had been sent off to Dynes and his goons:

  • "UCI has been receiving money, from Capella University, for marketing their diploma mill. As I mentioned in [an earlier] correspondence to you, the 'instructor' at the heart of [the] lawsuit against Capella literally purchased her 'degrees' from another diploma mill. It is abhorrent to think the University of California, as a respected public institution, is helping to market a for-profit scam like Capella University. Why?"

  • "Capella University pays UCI for students who enroll and then complete some of their courses at their diploma mill. Why?"

  • "In light of the fact that at least one of [the] 'instructors' [Diane Stottlemyer] at Capella literally purchased her "graduate degrees" from a diploma mill (Lacrosse University), why does the University of California continue to endorse Capella University?"

Wonder why scumbags Matkin, Drake, and Dynes refused to respond? Obviously, they've not only endorsed the Capella-UC kickback scam for more than two years but also have also endorsed Capella's practice of hiring charlatan's like Diane Stottlemyer.

The Los Angeles Times, like the Chronicle of Higher Education, met with the same kind of moronic excuses from one of Capella University's spokesholes, Michael Walsh. The Times stated that,

"Michael Walsh characterized the referral fees as 'tuition-sharing payments' to offset UCI's costs for marketing his school's programs."

Clearly, Walsh is just another two-faced moron. "Tuition-sharing payments?" Give us a break! Walsh is simply too dishonest to say that Capella University has been paying KICKBACKS!

The Times then reported that,

"Capella has 'numerous' credit-transfer programs, mostly with community colleges, Walsh said, but he declined to disclose how many involve per-student payments."

So, spokeshole Walsh, just how many community colleges are receiving kickbacks from Capella? What are you so AFRAID to tell the truth?

The Times shed some new light on other "alliances" that Capella has with other UC schools; the article mentioned a spokeshole from Robert Dynes Office, Chris Harrington, who stated that "[UC] Santa Cruz does not receive payments." Gosh, perhaps Chris Harrington is one of the people from Dynes Office who tries "to get away with as much as possible and disclose as little as possible.’" (Click HERE to see the San Francisco Chronicle Article where sleazebag Dynes makes that statement.)

The Los Angeles Times stated that Ann Guy, a spokeshole from UC Berkeley, (oops, we almost forgot to mention that Gary Matkin worked at UCB before moving on to lead the Kickback Studies programs at UCI) commented that,

"Berkeley also is ending the program because of the public perception of ethical problems, said Ann Guy, spokeswoman for the university's extension program."

Getting back to another one of Gary Matkin the Moron' asinine statements, the Times noted,

"Because it [Capella University] is for-profit, I [Matkin] felt that it was logical for us to seek some sort of compensation for the marketing we are doing for them," Matkin said, "so we asked them to give us money for the number of students that matriculated to them."

Is Matkin REALLY that STUPID? Why of course he is! WHY is a non-profit state school MARKETING for a for-profit scam like Capella University. There is NOTHING logical about that. Oh yeah, we almost forgot, Gary Matkin and Capella’s President, Michael Oaf Offerman are good ‘ole boys.

The Time article concluded with a real kicker:

"David Hawkins, director of public policy and research for the National Association for College Admission Counseling, in Alexandria, Va., said such arrangements appeared to be in conflict with the association's ethical code, which bars member schools from accepting payments for placing or recruiting students. UCI is not a member, but UC Berkeley is.

'Any time you reduce the basis of recruitment to cash kickbacks or commission sales, the ability and willingness of recruiters to act in the interest of students goes downhill quickly," he said.'"

It should be very evident that Gary Moneybags Matkin, Michael Frankenstein Drake, Robert Dishonest Dynes, and Michael Oaf Offerman all have something other than the interest of students in mind – their own self-centered hides. Frankly, they should all be fired.


Fact Fifty-seven (October 17, 2007) – Capella University Dumped by University of California

In light of the news media reports on the latest kickback scam involving Capella University and their unethical cohorts within the University of California system (including UC President Robert Dishonest Dynes, UC Irvine [UCI] Chancellor Michael Frankenstein Drake, and UCI Dean of Continuing Education and Kickback Studies Gary Matkin) appear to be frantically trying to put out the fires now popping up all around them. Since the Chronicle of Higher Education first published the story about the unethical signed agreements between Capella's President, Michael Oaf Offerman and his good 'ole boy buddy, Gary Moneybags Matkin whereby Capella has been PAYING UCI to feed students (or was that "LEARNERS?") into Capella's substandard programs – including those "taught" by charlatans, such as Diane Stottlemyer, who literally bought and used fake degrees she purchased from a diploma mill (Lacrosse "University"), the media has been uncovering more details in this mushrooming story. In addition to the Chronicle article, the Los Angeles Times revealed the fact that more than one UC school signed on with Capella – including Gary Moneybags Matkin's old employer, the University of California, Berkeley.

Disgustingly, Moneybags Matkin has continued to display what a disgrace he is to higher education – in addition to the fact that he KNEW that Capella's courses are taught by charlatans such as Diane Stottlemyer, and he KNEW that Capella University harasses and retaliates against students, he had no problem helping out his buddy – Oaf Offerman. There can be no question that Moneybags Matkin places MONEY above the interests of students. That, course, is only compounded by Matkin's utterly asinine comments to the Times such as,

"Everything we did was perfectly legal, straightforward and in the best interests of our students.

"People are misconstruing this as somehow being, if not illegal, unethical, so we're just going to stop."

Obviously, Gary Moneybags Matkin is a complete imbecile who would rather allow his buddy's "school" to rip-off the very same students who he claims he's looking out for. Again, it is a fact that Makin, the Dean of Kickback Studies at the University of California:

  1. KNEW that Capella subjects student to charlatans like Diane Stottlemyer.
  2. KNEW that Capella was retaliated against a student who had complete approximate 16 courses, with a 4.0, while at UCI and had already spent approximately $10,000 in UCI's programs prior to being subjected to the incompetence at Capella.
  3. KNEW that Capella University was engaged in violating Federal law by refusing to turn over education records as required by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA).

It is also a FACT that at the same time Matkin is professing to watch out for "the best interests" of UCI student, he also refuses to respond to students requests for assistance with the unethical and illegal practices at his buddy's school. Like all greedy bastards, sleazeball Matkin as forwarding students requests for assistance to his equally corrupt and unethical "buddy" at Capella, Michael Oaf Offerman.

Not surprisingly, Gary Matkin is too STUPID to understand (as the Los Angeles Times rightly noted) that,

"Critics say incentive-based agreements such as that between UCI and Capella are unethical because they turn college counselors into salespeople."

Matkin the Moron even had the audacity to tell the Times that,

"he planned to place $12,000 from the extension program's budget into a scholarship fund for needy students"

. . .from the money that Capella kickbacked to UCI. Of course, Matkin doesn't mention the other money that Capella has also been coughing up to Matkin’s school. Guess Matkin just happened to forget that Capella paid UCI a whopping $40,000 to just to "design" six online courses. Of course, there could be more money that neither Capella nor UCI are revealing.

Perhaps the most disturbing matter is that Gary Moneybags Matkin and Michael Oaf Offerman have been engaging in this kickback scam for the past five years and that they intentionally tried to hide their own lack of ethics. The Chronicle of Higher Education reported that,

"Gary W. Matkin, dean of continuing education at Irvine, wrote an e-mail message in September 2002 to Capella's president, Michael J. Offerman, to tell him that Capella's "lawyers still have problems with our marketing arrangement, even though we have been careful not to talk about per-student arrangements."

And Gary Moneybags Makin doesn't "understand" why

"people are misconstruing this as somehow being, if not illegal, unethical?"

Obviously, Matkin is not only Dean of UCI's Kickback Studies Program but he's also a dishonest moron.


Fact Fifty-eight (October 18, 2007) – Capella University's Feeble President, Michael Oaf Offerman the Liar Moving On

According to Capella University latest pile of PR drivel, Michael Oaf Offerman is moving on to a new "position" designed to "expand his national role." As Michael Oaf Offerman has been personally involved in the scandals that have been exposed over the past couple of weeks – Oaf Offerman was PERSONALLY involved in illegal actions of his "university" whereby Capella intentionally violated Federal law, as well as the kickback agreements he signed with his "buddy" Gary Moneybags Matkin, Dean of Kickback Studies at the University of California, Irvine, we can't help but wretch at the thought that Offerman is trying to further promote his unethical practices. According to Capella’s latest marketing stunt,

"Stephen Shank, chairman and CEO of Capella Education Company [stated], "As the leader of the Transparency by Design educational accountability initiative, Dr. Offerman's national role has been expanding. By creating an interim university leadership team, we will be able to continue to leverage Dr. Offerman's leadership, while allowing him more time to focus on his new role."

Gosh, isn't that special? Let’s take a brief look at some of the "principles" of Oaf Offerman's latest nonsense. As with all dishonest and unethical jerks, Offerman's new "project" is rife with hypocritical educational BS which contains so much hyperbole that we can't help but wonder if ANYONE who is real academic (which Oaf Offerman most certainly is NOT) will take seriously. Just the title of his nonsense should make any intelligent person laugh:

"Transparency by Design: Principles of Good Practice for Higher Education Institutions Serving Adults at a Distance"

In light of Offerman’s ongoing dishonest and unethical behavior, we can’t help but wonder who his ghost writer is! "Transparency by Design?" Just what kind of nonsense is that? Let's look at a few of these "principles" (BTW, does Offerman have ANY principles? We think not!); here are a few examples:

"Principle 2. Accountability to Stakeholders: The institution demonstrates its accountability to stakeholders by openly sharing aggregate learning assessment results, quality indicators, and academic program reviews of its distance education courses and programs."

Oh really? What about Offerman's blatant lies and refusal to produce Capella's "WebCT Accessibility Study" which he stated was "UNIVERSALLY praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive?" Besides the FACT that the study has never existed, why won't he produce it for the world to see. Oaf Offerman is such a hypocrite that he clearly has no idea as to what "accountability to stakeholders by openly sharing aggregate learning assessment results, quality indicators, and academic program reviews" means!

"Principle 12. Disclosure: The institution discloses throughout its marketing and communications, accurate, truthful information about its mission, accreditation, courses and programs, services, policies, transfer credit policy, tuition and fees, use of recruitment incentives, its recruitment processes, and other factors important to prospective and current students and other stakeholders."

Disclosure? DISCLOSURE?! Michael Oaf Offerman must be smoking something if he even remotely believes that. Why won't he DISCLOSE all of the kickback scams Capella's involved in? Why did he intentionally try to HIDE his kickback agreements with his equally unethical buddy at UC Irvine, Gary Moron Matkin, Dean of Kickback Studies? Offerman is such a blatant hypocrite that he won't even respond to demands from the national news media (the Chronicle of Higher Education and the Los Angeles Times) when they've demanded full DISCLOSURE of all of Capella’s unethical practices regarding the finders fees they pay to other "schools."

A far better name for Oaf Offerman's latest project would be, "Kickbacks by Design" – at least that would accurately describe his lack of ethics.

 


Fact Fifty-nine (October 19, 2007) – Capella University Kickback Scandal Info Continues to Be Reported

Capella University is getting some of the press that they deserve. The national news media is now being joined by student newspapers at other universities (gosh, we wonder why Capella doesn’t have their own autonomous student newspaper – oops, we forgot – the First Amendment has been banned by Capella) as well as blogs. Just for fun, we thought we would provided links the some of these articles:

  1. Chronicle of Higher Education
    1. University of California Campus Collects a Bounty for Sending Students to a For-Profit College
    2. University of California Ends Deal That Paid It for Referring Students to For-Profit College
  2. California State University (They’ve reprinted the article by the Chronicle of Higher Education)
  3. The Los Angeles Times - UCI Ending Lucrative Transfer Agreement
  4. CBS News - UCI Ends Incentive-Based Recruiting Agreement
  5. The New U (UC Irvine’s student newspaper) - UCI Scrutinized for Accepting Funds
  6. The Daily Californian (UC Berkeley's student newspaper) - After Public Outcry, UC Referral Deal Axed
  7. Truemors.com - UC Irvine Receives $500 for Every Referral to Capella University

We’ve got to admit, even the titles of these articles are rather catchy! Happy reading!

New U Headlines


Fact Sixty (October 20, 2007) – Capella University Blasted by the Media

Capella University and their sleazy, unethical, lying shysters, Hypocrite Hank L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, are going to be very busy filing pernicious and frivolous lawsuits against all of the news agencies now reporting on the kickback scam whereby schools get paid for referring students. In addition to the news agencies that are already covering this unfolding story involving Capella's unethical president and liar, Michael Oaf Offerman and his buddy from the University of California, Irvine, Gary Moneybags Matkin, Dean of Continuing Education and Kickback Studies, this story continues to pop up in new places. Two of these include (identical) articles that have appeared in:

Update! Since we posted this Fact of the Day just a few hours ago, the number of newspapers reporting this story has skyrocketed exponentially! We are now aware the the following papers have posted it online:

  • Mercury-Register
  • Inside Bay Area
  • Daily Review Online
  • Oakland Tribune
  • The Argus
  • Alameda Times-Star
  • Contra Costa Times
  • Tri-Valley Herald

We can't help but wonder if Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling are enjoying reading the "disparaging comments" about Capella University that are "designed to interfere" with their soon-to-be-canceled unethical business relationship with the University of California that have just been published by responsible members of the news media. Hmmmm...are Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange and his trusty steed preparing to sue all of the above newspapers too? Heck, we've got to admit, all of the above papers printed an outstanding article on the sleazy sales tactics of for-profit Capella University!

Some of the best highlights from this enlightened article include:

"Current [University of California, Berkeley] administrators. . .ended the Capella agreement after University of California leaders asked extension officials to review such pacts.

"At that point, the dean and the CFO looked at it and said, 'We don't even need this,'" . . . "at UC Berkeley Extension, we want to rise to the highest ethical standards."

We would agree with the UCB Extension leaders who "axed the deal" with Capella – for any school within the University of California system to strike a pact with a for-profit scam like Capella University displays a gross lack of ethical behavior.

Even more enlightening is the article's statement that,

"Lawsuits have plagued for-profit colleges [such as Capella University] nationwide as angry students have rebelled after discovering they earned worthless degrees."

Somehow, we couldn't agree more. Gosh, are Capella's scumbag shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling going to sue all of the various news agencies that are making disparaging remarks about Capella? Of course, L'Orange and Epling are such unethical fools that it wouldn’t surprise us – just think of all the additional money they'll make by doing so.


Fact Sixty-one (October 22, 2007) – Capella University Unethical Actions Make Headlines AGAIN!

Gosh, what a surprise – the grossly unethical conduct of Capella University and their chief shyster, Greg Thom, make headline news AGAIN! Just how many headlines can these sleazebags make? One thing for sure, Capella University is now getting the attention they have long deserved. The latest attention comes from the "New University," the terrific student newspaper at the University of California, Irvine. The top story (!!) for this week’s edition is entitled,

"UC Irvine No Longer to Receive Capella Cash"

The New University has reported that,

"The profitable articulation agreement formulated in fall 2002 between UC Irvine Extension and Capella University, a Minneapolis-based for-profit online institution, will be concluded by Oct. 31, 2007, according to UCI Dean of Continuing Education Gary W. Matkin.

Capella Makes Headlines

 

"According to the agreement, UCI receives $500 for every student referred to Capella. The agreement allows UCI Extension students to transfer their credits to Capella in the hope of obtaining a master’s degree from one of their graduate programs.

"The agreement was concluded after critics proposed that Capella’s compensation provisions create strong financial incentives for college counselors to direct students to Capella instead of offering them fair and unbiased advice."

While UC Irvine is canceling their agreement with Capella, so are other universities within the UC system. According to the widespread article that appeared in San Francisco Bay Area newspapers over the weekend, "UC Berkeley Extension retracts contract with online school":

"Current [UC Berkeley] administrators, who [spokeshole] Guy said were not involved in signing the contract three years ago, ended the Capella agreement after University of California leaders asked extension officials to review such pacts.

"At that point, the dean and the CFO looked at it and said, 'We don't even need this,' Guy said. 'At UC Berkeley Extension, we want to rise to the highest ethical standards.'"

Bravo! It's great to see that the administrators at UC Berkeley "want to rise to the highest ethical standards" – it's rather disgusting that Gary Matkin and UCI Extension obviously don’t care about ethics – they only canceled their contract with Capella because the media has been rightfully blasting away at their unethical practices.

Getting back to the New University article, they are the first to expose Capella University's chief shyster, Greg Thom, for what he is – someone who has intentionally helped Capella University violate Federal Law for more than three years (and, even now, they refuse to comply). The New U reported,

". . . Capella has been found to be in violation of 10 counts of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act [FERPA] as a result of refusing to turn over [the plaintiff’s] records.

"The matter is still under investigation by a law enforcement agency within the U.S. Department of Education [USDE]. [The plaintiff] told the agency that 'Greg Thom, the chief counsel of Capella, is at the center of that complaint for his refusal to abide by the law.' The case will go to trial on Nov. 13 in Santa Ana."

Of course, this revelation is not new – it's just that the New U is the first to mention the FACT that shyster Greg Thom is at the very center of the complaint – he is the one who was calling all of the shots and was the one who has also intentionally lied to the USDE (multiple times, no less). The events surrounding Capella University's violation of Federal law (FERPA) over the past few weeks have also exposed Capella's unethical, sleazy, scumbag defense attorneys, Hypocrite Hank Chris L'Orange and Horse's Ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the “law firm of Drinker Biddle & Reath] for what they really are – LIARS – and that's a FACT. Let's take a look at some of these unethical shysters' behavior.

It is a FACT that Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling engaged in grossly unethical conduct when she tried to write a letter, on behalf of the USDE law enforcement agency investing Capella’s FERPA violations, exonerating shyster Greg Thom. More on that true story may be found by CLICKING HERE.

Naturally, the USDE rightfully refused to oblige shyster Epling's unethical request and never permitted her to write such a letter.

Then, just a few weeks ago – a mere week before Capella University was found GUILTY of violating FERPA not just once but TEN TIMES, Hypocrite Hank Chris with the Rusted Codpiece L'Orange intentionally LIED to a Federal Court AGAIN (yes, he has personally lied to the Federal Court multiple times). In this instance, L'Orange the Liar filed a "motion in limine" – a court document that he is using to try to use to prevent the fact that Capella University is not only still under investigation regarding the FERPA matter but also the FACT that shyster Greg Thom is at the very core of that investigation. CLICK HERE to view Shyster Scumbag L'Orange's "motion in limine." As we've just stated, L’Orange LIED to the court; for example, he said,

"[The plaintiff] has repeatedly alleged that Thom is being personally investigated by the Family Policy Compliance Office ("FPCO") in connection with his claim that the entirety of his educational records had not been produced in accordance with the Family Education Rights and Privacy Act ("FERPA"). No documents (except those created by [the plaintiff]) even remotely suggest that Thom is being, or has ever been, personally investigated by the FPCO, a governmental agency which investigates institutional compliance - not individual compliance - with FERPA."

FACT: Chris L'Orange is a liar! The plaintiff has never said that Greg Thom is being "being personally investigated" by the FPCO. The plaintiff has always stated that shyster Greg Thom is the primary SUBJECT of that investigation. Of course, ever-the-legal-scholar, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange is such a veritable moron that he wasn’t even aware of FERPA prior to the lawsuit. In fact, during one of his abusive depositions, he repeatedly referred to FERPA as FERPRA. Furthermore, ambulance chaser L'Orange should have received a copy of the letter regarding the fact that it has already been determined that Capella University violated the law TEN TIMES. In that letter, shyster Greg Thom is personally mentioned not once, not twice – but TWELVE TIMES within the body of that letter. In fact he was mentioned far more than any other Capella’s other unethical sleaze balls. (CLICK HERE to view a portion of that letter [it contains 9 of the 12 references to shyster Greg Thom.)

As L'Orange seems to enjoy counting things (such as his BLATANT LIE that our sites had more than 25,000 pages), we thought we would take a look at who came in second place: that honor goes to Capella's snot-nosed punk and grand Pooh-Bah of one of their kangaroo courts, Brian Imholte – who is only referred to a mere four times.

Not pleased with his lies to the Federal Court about the FACT that Greg Thom IS THE PRIMARY SUBJECT in the investigation regarding Capella's intentional violation of Federal Law, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange then tried to claim that Capella's violations of FERPA have nothing to do with the pending lawsuit against the "university." Specifically, Looney L’Orange had the audacity to state,

"Consequently, any evidence of the nonexistent but alleged investigation of Thom by the FPCO for a violation of FERPA is irrelevant to the issues presented in this action. Any evidence sought to be introduced would not be relevant to the accommodation issues, and would solely address whether all of [the plaintiff’s] required education records were produced to him, an issue wholly unrelated to whether he received appropriate accommodations. Therefore, under Federal Rule of Evidence 402, any such evidence is inadmissible and Defendant respectfully requests this Court enter an order excluding it."

Uh? What? Perhaps Moron L'Orange needs to have someone read the FERPA violations letter to him - better yet, perhaps he needs to go back to law school and learn about education law. Again, readers may enjoy the most important parts by CLICKING HERE. (Note, we have to make such links very clear to our readers as shyster L'Orange, as a rule, NEVER provides the court with the documents that show he's a liar. Wonder why?)

Of course, in his whiny "motion in limine" to the court in which he is attempting to prevent highly relevant evidence regarding shyster Greg Thom's dishonest behavior and Capella's violation of the law, Moron L'Orange seems to have forgotten that Capella is also being sued for their intentional retaliation against a student and that Capella’s Kangaroo Court (led by snot-nosed Brian Imholte) not only denied all due process to that student but also REFUSED to provide highly relevant information regarding the matter. Let’s not forget that the incompetent morons from Chicago's OCR Office, Mark Farr and Linda McGovern, also NEVER OBTAINED ANY OF THE DOCUMENTS that Capella has been illegally hiding.

Oh well, it looks like we’re dealing with an entire sounder of pigs lead by a couple of highly unethical lying shysters – Greg Thom and Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange.

 

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