Greg Thom - Can't Even Tell the Truth to the Court!

 

November 7, 2007 Update!

Capella University and, more than likely, shyster Greg Thom spent a huge amount of time (spanning approximately 14 hours today!) crawling all over our sites. (Visit our Capella University Visit Fetish page to view some of our server logs.) We are looking forward to the next few weeks in which it will be proven (contrary to shyster Greg Thom's lies to the court) that he is:

  1. Has lied to Federal law enforcement agencies (multiple times).
  2. Has lied to the court (under penalty of perjury)
  3. Was (and still is) personally involved as the main subject in the recent determination that Capella University has violated the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) - on TEN counts - and that investigation remains open due to Greg Thom's and Capella's lying president, Michael Oaf Offerman's intentional and deliberate ongoing refusal to comply with the law.

CLICK HERE to view the recent findings by a Federal Law Enforcement Agency of the FERPA violations that Greg Thom was (and still is) involved in.

Be sure to count (we know that Capella's other shysters from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Hank Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling both have counting fetishes) how many times Greg Thom's name personally appears in the FERPA violations letter.

The following contains the complete text of the declaration that Greg Thom, Capella's Chief Shyster submitted to the United States District Court on October 31, 2005. As has been discussed elsewhere on this site, Greg Thom's ability to lie is second to none. As Greg Thom has now lied to a Federal court, in addition to the Federal law enforcement agencies, we're looking forward to the day when the court has determined he has committed perjury.

Capella's Chief Shyster Lies to Federal Court

Greg Thom has demonstrated over and over and over again that he simply refuses to tell the truth. Somehow, it doesn't surprise us that he has no problem lying to a Federal Court too. The following declarations were submitted by Greg Thom under the penalty of perjury. Once again, we can't wait for the court to determine that he has done so.

  1. Greg Thom Lies to Federal Court (Declaration #1, filed 10/31/05 ) - (Click here for an Adobe .pdf file of his first declaration.)
  2. Greg Thom Continues to Lie and Make False Claims to a Federal Court (Declaration #2, filed 1/23/06) - Why should we expect anything else? (Click here for an Adobe .pdf file of his second declaration.)


Greg Thom Lies to Federal Court (Declaration #1, filed 10/31/05)

In addition to the text version provided below, you may also view a copy of Greg Thom's official declaration (requires Adobe Acrobat Reader)! The only thing we've added below are comments and links to appropriate sources that demonstrate, again, that Greg Thom is a liar.


I, Gregory W. Thom, declare as follows:
  1. I am the General Counsel and Secretary of Capella Education Company, the parent corporation of Capella University (“Capella”), defendant and counterclaimant herein. I make this declaration in support of Capella’s Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion to Strike Capella’s Counterclaim.
  2. I make these statements of my own personal knowledge, and if called, could and would testify competently thereto.
  3. I have reviewed certain of the comments made on Plaintiff’s websites — www.capellauniversity.org and www.capellanazis.com. Those sites have pages and sections dedicated to making disparaging and untrue statements about me. Copies of the relevant webpages [sic] are attached hereto as Exhibits 7 and 8.
  4. I have also reviewed Plaintiff’s March 25, 2005 posting on the University of Maryland University College forum (Exhibit 4 to Michael Offerman’s declaration).
  5. In each of these documents, Plaintiff falsely maligns my character, calls me a liar numerous times, calls me a bigot, accuses me of crimes (lying to Federal law enforcement agencies) and claims in his website, at least as late as August 31, 2005, that I am “currently under investigation by Federal law enforcement agencies.”
  6. I am not a liar. I am not a bigot. I have not lied to Federal law enforcement agencies. To the best of my knowledge, information and belief, I am not now, nor have I ever been, under investigation by Federal law enforcement agencies.

Greg Thom Lies to the Court!

 

Facts:

  • Greg Thom is a liar. Period. The written documentation on this site, alone prove this fact. Take a look at our Greg Thom page for just a few examples.
  • Greg Thom has been under investigation for his sleazy personal role in discriminating and retaliation against students since July 2004. He remains under investigation, at this very moment (April 2007), by a law enforcement agency of the United States Department of Education for his personal role in refusing to turn over records as required by Federal law!
  • One of Capella's attorney's from the law firm of Drinker Biddle, "Capella Stella" Fey Epling even made an unethical attempt to write a letter exonerating Greg Thom from this FACT but failed. "Capella Stella's" botched attempt may be found here.
  • Lest we forget, Greg Thom and Capella University have still not turned over the required records nearly three years after the initial demand was made for them. In addition to the fact that Federal Law requires that Capella do so within forty-five (45) days (!), Capella has also chosen to ignore the demand for the production of these same materials, that were made as part of one of the current lawsuits pending against them, that was made in December 2006. Obviously, shyster Greg Thom and Capella have something to hide!

 

  1. Capella is a privately owned corporation.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct.

It's Only a Matter of Time. . .

 

As it is a fact that Greg Thom has lied to the court, as well as to numerous others, we're looking forward to the day when the court has determined that Greg Thom has committed perjury.

 

Executed the 31st day of October, 2005, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Greg Thom's Signature (It's now public record.)


Greg Thom Continues to Lie and Make False Claims to a Federal Court (Declaration #2, filed 1/23/06)

In addition to the text version provided below, you may also view a copy of Greg Thom's official declaration (requires Adobe Acrobat Reader)! The only thing we've added below are comments and links to appropriate sources that demonstrate, again, that Greg Thom is a liar.


I, Gregory W. Thorn, declare as follows:

1. I am the vice president of governmental affairs, general counsel and secretary of Capella Education Company, the parent company of Capella University (“Capella”), defendant and counterclaimant herein. I make this declaration in support of Capella’s Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion to Strike Capella’s Counterclaim.

2. I make these statements of my own personal knowledge, and if called, could and would testify competently thereto.

We're looking forward to his testimony in court . . .

 

. . . and we're sure it won't be a pretty picture!

 

 

3. On January 23, 2006, I spoke with Ricky Norment, an investigator with the Department of Education (the “Department”, regarding allegations by Mr. LaMarca [sic] that I am the subject of an on-going investigation by the Department

4. Mr. Norment informed me that the Department does not investigate individuals, and there is no investigation of me.

5. Mr. Norment further informed me that the investigation of Capella remains open merely because the Department has not had a chance to complete the administrative proceedings necessary to close it. There is no investigation being held in abeyance until the conclusion of this lawsuit or any other action.

Greg Thom Lies Again!

 

Fact: Even now (April 2006), an investigation is still being conducted by the United States Department of Education and Greg Thom's personal role in Capella's ongoing refusal to turn over education records is an integral component of that investigation.

 

 

6. I never sent Mr. LaMarca [sic] a letter stating that the refund of his tuition was issued for any purpose other than a refund. Communication on this matter consisted of a letter dated July 22, 2004, from Dean Kurt Linberg, stating that:

"Since you have not accepted our offer to complete your coursework for TS5514 and TS5150 in a directed study format, we will refund your tuition for these two classes immediately. A copy of this letter is attached hereto as Exhibit A. Additional communication was sent via University Services representative, Kellie Conley, on July 27,2004. This e-mail confirmed issuance of the refund."

A copy of this e-mail communication is attached hereto as Exhibit B. Each of these documents are maintained by Capella as part of their normal business records.

Greg Thom's Babbles to Hide the Truth

 

No one ever stated that Greg Thom sent a letter to the Plaintiff regarding Capella's bogus "refund" so why is Greg Thom wasting the court's time?

Fact: Greg Thom personally informed others at Capella University that a check had been issued for "legal reasons." As such, it cannot be considered a "refund." Furthermore, that check was never cashed - and Capella University knows that. In addition, Capella University is also aware that the check which Greg Thom had sent due to "legal reasons" (Capella's own terms - not our's) was only valid for a few months and that money; therefore, is still in their coffers. We will post the hard evidence that documents these facts at the appropriate time.

 

7. To the best of my knowledge, information and belief, I have never communicated in any manner that Mr. LaMarca [sic] could be re-admitted to Capella simply by “paying his bill”. Re-admittance has always been premised on Mr. LaMarca’s [sic] agreement to abide by the Comportment Policy applicable to everyone at Capella.

Greg Thom Continues to Drivel at the Court

 

Once again, Greg Thom vomits his spittle at the court - no one ever stated that the plaintiff "could be re-admitted to Capella simply by 'paying his bill'. " Of course, this is merely another attempt by Capella's chief shyster to hide the fact that he is a liar. Here are the facts (these facts have also been noted elsewhere on this site but we're providing them, again, to demonstrate that Greg Thom is a liar):


As evidenced by the following e-mail that Greg Thom sent the United States Department of Education, Office for Civil Rights, very clearly stated that Capella "intend[ed] to reply to [the] message by telling [the Plaintiff] that our offer still stands, and he may re-enter the program on the conditions previously spelled out by Dean Linberg."

"From: Thom, Greg [Greg.Thom@Capella.edu]
Sent: Wednesday. December 29, 2004 8.43 AM
To: Farr, Mark
Cc: Viechnicki, Karen. Linberg, Kurt
Subject: FW Demand for FULL Access to Capella “ University ” iGuide, Courses, etc

Greetings. Mark Happy Holidays.

Attached below is the latest communication from [plaintiff]. In light of your investigation. I am giving you a “head’s up” as to our thinking on how to handle his latest request. If you object or disagree, please let me know.

As you’ve learned during your investigation, our offer [plaintiff] to invite him hack on a directed study basis starting January 1, 2005, if he agreed to abide by Capella’s Learner Code of Conduct. Although that is not what he is requesting in his note below, we intend to reply to this message by telling [plaintiff] that our original offer still stands, and he may re-enter the program on the conditions previously spelled out by Dean Linberg.

Thanks, Mark. Regards. Greg Thom"

 


Fact: Greg Thom lied to OCR and neither he, nor anyone else from Capella ever wrote to the Plaintiff as he so clearly told OCR. This fact is further documented by a letter he wrote a few months later to the United States Department of Education which also very plainly states:

"His record request was received on July 10th, 2004. At that time, he was still enrolled, and [sic] review of his case by the ASC was currently in progress. He was not officially disenrolled [sic] until 1/3/2005"

In other words, Greg Thom intentionally lied to OCR because, just five days after he told OCR Capella would respond (they never did) they threw the student out of their "school." Of course, neither Greg Thom, nor any other of the jerks and liars at Capella ever told that to the student - or to OCR!


Comportment Policy Nonsense

Oh give us a break Greggy! Why don't you tell the truth to the court about Capella's pernicious "Comportment Policy" demands!

Facts:

You and Capella had already started your retaliation against the student under Capella's bogus "comportment policy" which was merely an excuse for your illegal actions. Unlike your implication that it is "applicable to everyone at Capella", you and your thugs demanded that student write and sign an "agreement" - that is NOT something that Capella demand of all of their other students. Greg Thom is too much of a sleazy shyster to have written such an agreement himself and, assuming that the student was willing to waive his rights and agreed to be subjected to further abuse by Capella's vile actions (which he did not do), Capella would have still refused to allow that student to participate in classes. This was clearly done to further circumvent the student's rights to discuss Capella's bigotry against those with disabilities in presumably "graduate-level" courses on software design! Let's not forget that this is just one example as to how Greg Thom's and Capella's act to circumvent students' First Amendment Rights and to intentionally hinder highly appropriate discussions about Capella's incompetence in selecting software.

 

8. During December 2004, an automated notice was sent to Mr. LaMarca [sic] informing him of registration dates for the Winter Quarter 2005. This notice was automatically sent to all Capella learners whether they were enrolled during the immediately proceeding quarter or not. This notice was generated through Capella’s Enrollment Services department and I had no part in the creation or sending of this notice to Mr. LaMarca [sic].

So? What in the name of Hell does this have to do with anything?

 

As Capella's chief shyster, Greg Thom consistently demonstrates his gross inability to address the FACTS and yet he continually tries to change the subject from the fact that he is a liar.

 

9. Capella is a privately, owned corporation.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct

Oh Really?

 

As it is a fact that Greg Thom has lied to the court, as well as to numerous others, we're looking forward to the day when the court has determined that Greg Thom has committed perjury.

 

Executed this 23rd day of January, 2006, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Greg Thom's Signature (It's now public record.)

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