Karen Viechnicki- About the Only Truthful Thing in this Declaration is Her Name!

Capella Provost, Karen Viechnicki's ability to lie is exceeded only by that of Capella's Chief Shyster, Greg Thom. We really can't help but wonder what she puts in her Wheaties each morning!

In addition to the text version, provided below, we've also provided a copy of Karen Viechnicki's official declaration (requires Adobe Acrobat Reader)! The only thing we've added below are comments and links to appropriate sources that demonstrate, again, that Karen Viechnicki is a liar and some fun commentary <grin>.


I, Karen J. Viechnicki, declare as follows:

  1. 1. I am the Provost of Capella University "Capella"), defendant and counterclaimant herein. I make this declaration in support of Capella’s Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion to Strike Capella’s Counterclaim.
  2. I make these statements of my own personal knowledge, and if called, could and would testify competently thereto.
  3. I am familiar with certain of the comments made on Plaintiff’s websites www.capellauniversity.org and www.capellanazis.com. Those sites have pages and sections dedicated to making disparaging and untrue statements about me. Copies of the relevant webpages [sic] are attached hereto as Exhibits 5 and 6.
  4. 1 have also reviewed Plaintiff’s March 25, 2005 posting on the University of Maryland University College forum (Exhibit 4 to Michael Offerman’s declaration).
  5. In each of these documents, Plaintiff falsely maligns my character, calls me a liar numerous times, and claims that I engage or have engaged in the following conduct: (1) lied to Federal agents; (2) lied to Plaintiff; (3) lie to students generally; (4) planned an attack on Plaintiff; (5) actively engage in retaliation against students; and (6) ignore written University policy.
  6. Each of these statements is false. (1) I have not lied to Federal Agents; (2) I have not lied to Plaintiff; (3) I do not lie to students; (4) I did not plan nor make an attack of any kind on Plaintiff; (5) I do not now, nor have I ever engaged in retaliation against a student; and (6) I do not ignore University policy, written or otherwise.

Earth to Karen Viechnicki, Earth to Karen Viechnicki!

 

Facts:

  • Karen Viechnicki is a liar. Period. The written documentation on this site, alone, proves this fact. Take a look at our Karen Viechnicki page for just a few examples. We're especially looking forward to Karen Viechnicki's deposition and further testimony where she will be required to explain all of the lies she has told. Her explanations should be exceptionally entertaining!
  • Karen Viechnicki has lied to Federal Law enforcement agencies. Again, visit our Karen Viechnicki page for just few examples.
  • Karen Viechnicki's blatant disregard for Capella University's own written policies are so egregious that we're now fairly confident Karen Viechnicki must be illiterate (or worse - perhaps she's an anencephalic ).

 

  1. Plaintiff’s statements, including the above, have injured both my professional reputation and that of Capella University. Comments have been made to me regarding the website and its content which create grave concerns for me. Repercussions are felt particularly strongly at the recruitment level.

Is Karen Viechnicki Anencephalic?

 

Look's like there are no lifeguards in Viechnicki's gene pool! The fact that Karen Viechnicki is a blatant liar only serves to show that the world that the only person responsible for her "professional reputation" is herself - that; however, would require something called "integrity" - which; obviously, Viechnicki lacks.

 

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct. Executed this day of October, 2005, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

 

Karen Viechnicki's Signature (It's now public record.)

 

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