Michael Offerman, President, Liar, & Oaf

Michael Offerman:  Capella Doesn't Discriminate: Until We've Stolen Your Money!Capella University decided, beginning with their Spring 2004 quarter, to subject some of their students learners to WebCT Vista, a hideous program that denies access to students with disabilities. When students complained, en masse, about their horrible experiences with this Java-based nightmare, Michael Offerman, Capella University's feeble President, made one of higher education's DUMBEST statements ever when he proclaimed that their "pilot study" of WebCT was "universally praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools." The only problem is, Michael Offerman has refused to provide ANY information about this bogus study. We assert that Michael Offerman is an incompetent liar who is incapable of disclosing the fact that no such study was ever conducted. Period.

        • Offerman Lies to Students - while "apologizing" for Capella University's incompetent implementation of WebCT Vista - a program that is not accessible to students with disabilities.
        • Offerman Insults Students for Capella's WebCT blunders - he offers a "gift certificate" for use in Capella's bookstore. Isn't that nice?!
        • Offerman's Huge Salary - forget about receiving a quality education at Capella, your money will help pay for Offerman's salary instead.
        • Michael Offerman has been Sued Before! - Offerman threatens and attempts to blackmail an employee. Discrimination and unprofessional behavior? Looks like all he cares about is money! Certainly sounds familiar to us!

Michael Offerman Lies to Students

If the following "apology" wasn't so incredibly stupid, it might be funny. The sad thing is that Michael Offerman, Capella University's feeble president demonstrates just what an idiot he really is in the letter that was sent to Capella students learners who were subjected to WebCT Vista.

Just briefly, some of the most asinine statements that were made by Offerman include:

  • The entire first paragraph - take a look at our student complaints page (that contains actual student comments just released [April 2005] by the United States Department of Education) for a small sampling how they really felt.
  • The "situation rose unexpectedly" after Capella had conducted "several months of testing" where test subjects found WebCT to be "universally praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools." Apparently, Michael Offerman is not only a complete dolt but he's also an incredible liar!
    • There isn't a single other study, found anywhere, that says the same thing about WebCT - not one!
    • Capella University had promised, repeatedly, to provide copies of these so-called studies and yet none have ever been produced. Why don't Michael Offerman and the other jerks at Capella want to share their findings with others? After all, Capella's subjects for this bogus study found WebCT Vista to be "universally praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools." Heck, you would think that WebCT would also splatter the results of a "study" such as the one Offerman describes all over their web site too! Wouldn't that be a great selling tool for WebCT? Just think how much more money could be made! The fact is, Michael Offerman and others are simply liars - plain and simple! A real university would more than gladly publish the research result of any study that found something that was "universally praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive, and providing new and useful online tools" - especially when that "tool" was the sole course room environment for two of their "schools." The answer, of course, is that we do not believe there are any studies - they don't exist. Michael Offerman is a liar. Period.
    • "Bottom line, we want to be sure that your learning experience with Capella University is all that you have been promised and deserve." Oh really?! Michael Offerman is nothing but a liar!

 

Feeble Apology from Michael Offerman

 

 

Shortly after Michael Offerman's stupid "apology", some of Capella's illustrious "deans", Kurt Linberg and Shelly Robbins, wimpishly tried to pacify students by giving them one measly little gift certificate to be used in Capella's bookstore (it didn't matter how many courses students learners were enrolled in). Just the same, considering the huge fees students paid to be subjected to WebCT, this "gift certificate" was little more than a slap in the face - especially in light of the lavish income Michael Offerman receives from Capella!


Capella University Insults Students

At Capella University, students pay an enormous amount in tuition, only to be subjected to an incompetently designed course room - WebCT. Then, Capella University offers students a paltry "credit" of $100 (didn't matter how many courses students were enrolled in) in an effort to stop the uproar that followed the onslaught of complaints. Not surprisingly, it didn't work!

 

 

Scanned copy of impish offer from Capella University to pacify students.

 

 


Facts About Michael Offerman:

Sure you want to know more? For starters, here is some information on how much Michael Offerman receives as Capella's leading inept "researcher," President, and as the "Senior Vice President" of Capella Education Corporation.

How much does Michael Offerman earn?

According to a report just filed on April 18, 2005 with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission, Michael Offerman earns a huge amount of money - not too bad for a liar!

 

 

  Long Term
Compensation Awards
 
  Annual Compensation    
 
Year
Salary
Bonus
Securities Underlying
Options (#)
All Other
Compensation(a)
Name and Principal Position          
Michael J. Offerman(b)
2004
$250,470
$77,143
15,211
$6,150
Senior Vice President
         

 

 

Employment Agreements
Michael J. Offerman, Ed.D.
      On April 17, 2001, we entered into a letter agreement with Michael Offerman, pursuant to which Dr. Offerman agreed to serve as our Senior Vice President and President and Chief Executive Officer of Capella University. This agreement was amended on November 10, 2003, at which time Dr. Offerman agreed to assume certain additional responsibilities related to these positions. Pursuant to the terms of the amended agreement, Dr. Offerman received, among other things, (1) an annual base salary of $240,000, (2) an annual incentive compensation award targeted at 40% of base salary, and (3) options to purchase 75,000 shares of our common stock at an exercise price of $14.25 per share, 56,250 shares of which have vested and 18,750 shares of which will vest on June 11, 2005, subject to acceleration in certain situations. Dr. Offerman is subject to a confidentiality and non-compete agreement. In the event that Dr. Offerman’s employment terminates involuntarily for any reason other than for cause, he will be entitled to certain severance benefits, including (1) 12 months severance pay if termination occurs in the first 12 months, (2) six months severance pay if termination occurs after the first year of employment and (3) outplacement assistance. If Dr. Offerman is unable to find employment due to the restrictions of the confidentiality and non-compete agreement, Dr. Offerman will be entitled to a monthly severance benefit equal to the lesser of 12 months or the time which it takes to secure suitable employment, provided that in no event will such severance entitlement be less than six months.

 

 


Lawsuits Involving Michael Offerman

Just by chance, we've stumbled upon an interesting item - Michael Offerman, while serving as the Dean and Director for the University of Wisconsin Learning Innovations (UWLI), a division of the University of Wisconsin Extension, prior to his current stint with Capella, was named as part of a lawsuit filed on charges of discrimination. Of most interest to our readers is the statement where Offerman threatened his staff.

 

Michael Offerman Threatens Staff

In Markel v. Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System, we have learned that Michael Offerman made, what is in our opinion, grossly unprofessional threats to his staff. As to be expected, it appears as if Offerman's big concern was about money - and making as much of it as he can. While the court did not find in the plaintiff's favor, we still believe that this case represents the type of unethical and disgusting treatment that students are subjected to under Offerman's "leadership." Interestingly, Offerman's vile threat is very similar to Kurt Linberg's where he demanded that a student write a statement to give away his rights - that student refused. We salute Markel for her courage in standing up to money monger bullies like Michael Offerman!

 

 

Michael Offerman Threatens His Staff

 

 

"Offerman told her that in order to avoid dismissal she needed to either write out and sign a statement outlining what she knew about the new business or resign."

 

 

 

 

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