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Well, after a bit of thought (not too much though), we felt that it would be a lot more fun if you just had a look around the site and find all of the fun and informative items on your own! Therefore, in honor of WebCT, the hideous program that Capella University uses to help them retaliate against students, we've allowed this site to grow so large that it's become a navigational nightmare for liars, bigots, shysters, and other such unscrupulous folks. Of course, normal site visitors won't be too concerned because there are just so many goodies to find! For starters, see if you can find the page(s) that contain:

  • a WebCT-like maze
  • the word "liar" the most number of times (we've learned that there are a few neurotic morons out there that like to count this word.)
  • Who is accused of being a liar the most? (Hint - it's someone who works at Capella University!)
  • a "love theme" playing in the background
  • Two United States Presidents, a media moron, and a bunch of other liars
  • a blurb on Capella's Official "Potty-mouth"
  • information about Capella's head cheerleader
  • the reason why a Capella student is going to be sued for defamation because he wrote to another student's employer?
  • Capella's best-known poster child (Hint - she used to work for Walmart!)
  • the name of the diploma mill that Capella "instructor", Diane Stottlemyer, bought her "graduate degrees" from
  • an ever-expanding list all of Stottlemyer's degrees (you'll earn bonus points if you can determine if any of them are real)
  • any mention about Capella University's defense attorneys, from the law firm of Drinker Biddle, who have:
    • personally lied to the United States District Court (which, we believe, was an act of perjury)
    • violated the rules of the court and have either been threatened with, or subjected to sanctions
  • the audio recording of Capella University cry babies

The bottom line is, there are simply so many fun things on this site to explore that you might spend days, weeks, or even months learning all about the jerks and liars at Capella University! Enjoy!